Brother: Would you rather be The Doctor or Batman?
Me: ....
Brother: Give me an answer!
Me: I am thinking! That is a good question...damn...umm...The Doctor
Brother: What?! You are out of your mind.
Me: It was a hard question but The Doctor.
Brother: Really? Over Batman? The richest man, the ultimate badass, the world's greatest detective.
Me: Yes yes yes...The Doctor regenerates and has a TARDIS, being able to travel anywhere in time and space wins out every time.
Brother: Bruce Wayne could buy a spaceship.
Me: It is not just a spaceship. it is a time machine! What aren't you understanding about this, Time And Relative Dimension In Space!
Brother: I could by a time machine if I were Bruce Wayne/Batman.
Me: No you couldn't, it is alien technology. And it will never be a TARDIS.
Brother: But you are Batman!
Me: BUT I WOULD BE THE DOCTOR! THE GREATEST MAN IN ALL OF THE COSMOS! And I am not talking just in character, I am talking about in everything. And a Sonic Screwdriver is the only gadget I would ever need, if I ever did need another one I could create it all on the fly. You sir, need to bone up on you Doctor Who.
Brother: But you love Batman and Doctor Who...
Me: Yes and that is why it was a hard question.
Brother: Okay, what about Superman?
Me: Fuck Superman. I hate that bastard.
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